Username checks out

Whenever a user posts some stupid crap and their usernames makes what they said make sense.

Assdestroya9000: I sure love ass.
ChillNotGayGuy: Username checks out.
RandomGayGuy69: Username above also checks out, what are you doing on gay men ass sub Reddit?!?!

by CUMSE March 11, 2021

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.

'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*

by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

Checkin traps

When you are contacting multiple people to see who is available. Sending out the same text to see who will respond to your request to either hang out, get a drink or have sex.

"What you doin tomorrow?"
"Don't know yet, gotta check my traps to see whose down to kick it, I'll let you know if anyone bites. You know checkin traps can take a minute."
"Okay, cool "

by Unicorn tendencies July 19, 2018

Editing checklist

Death; living hell; worse than Jake Paul; gayyyyyyyy

My teacher gave me the editing checklist. I want to die. (he died)

by OneWayOrTheOther May 30, 2018