cake and cookie

Cake - Ass

Cookie - Pussy

Freaky ass nigga eat the cake and cookie

by Syuxker August 16, 2016

Cake-Sniffer

Somebody who sniffs cakes but doesn’t like to admit it so they call other people cake-sniffers as an insult.

“Only a cake-sniffer would know that” Carmelita Spats (A Series of Unfortunate Events season 2)

by Spicy Waffle June 26, 2019

cake job

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

by AnctRome March 7, 2008

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

cake stand

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.

I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.

by Dan Logan June 15, 2006

cake mix

the mix used to make cakes

i wanna make a cak but im outta cake mix

by Louie Kay September 1, 2006

Cake Boss

It's a really great show on TLC, it's when "Ace of Cakes" meets "Jersey Shore".

Jimmy - "Did you see Cake Boss the other day?"

Mikey - "Yeah, the Big Wedding Cake was amazing!"

Jimmy - "I know right?!"

by Bill the Patgoat January 9, 2011