Cum

The. act of cumming into someone's asshole and impregnating them

Dude I let our a load of cum in your mom yesterday

by KKKarma01 July 28, 2020

Cum

The stuff that comes out a man or a boys Penis

Out of my Penis came "cum" or semen.

by i enjoy cheese products. January 31, 2015

cum

skeet then yeet

i cum on phone to that

by a fatass October 4, 2018

Volcano cum

To cum a large amount in a projectile fashion, straight in the air.

Derek: Yo did you murder that poon last night?
Peter: You bet your ass I did. I volcano cummed everywhere!
Derek: Dude sick!!

by HDMImurcielago April 14, 2014

Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

Cum Pirate

A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.

my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.

by angry man July 31, 2012

cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.

1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.

by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010