by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

A humongos cock and he can pretty much fight anyone and stand victorious. HE IS HANDSOME AS FUCK AND THE GIRL GET IT
Carl is a great person
by Popo25678 March 14, 2022

A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.
pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

Hi Carls nice to see you again!
by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

A creature with big head and blue skin often compared with a fictional character name Megamind. This creature is smart but with complex personality.
by Harry78 May 14, 2022
