This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014

A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.
Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
by Nanagos February 13, 2022

by Linkzerman April 11, 2014

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!
Antonio: There's one bad thing...
Julio: What?
Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.
Julio: OH SHIT!!
Antonio: There's one bad thing...
Julio: What?
Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.
Julio: OH SHIT!!
by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.
by theclew August 27, 2013

When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.
There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
by Vig Monster August 21, 2011
