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Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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capathon

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.
Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.
by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019
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Captain Puffy

captain puffy is an amazing girl streamer and streams pretty oftenly.
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twitch.tv/captainpuffy
she also is included in dreamsmp as a pirate
1: hey dude i gotta tell you something
2: hold that thought i gtg captain puffys live
1: dude that’s what i was gonna say
by jadecatmaid October 3, 2021
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AP CAPSTONE

A new AP class for sophmores who think that they know english, where you are supposed to analyze an arguments line of reasoning and the evidence that it is supported, but even the smart people in this class are dead on the inside. Its super hard and getting above a ninety is super hard.

Its referred to as Ap Capstone, Ap Crapstone, Ap cap, or Ap crap.
John- Did you see Sal's Face? Why does he look so dead

Fiona- OMG. Don't you know he took AP Capstone
John- OMG! AP CRAP!! Poor boy, he used to be so happy
by daddy_d_22_0 January 11, 2018
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Wussy With a Capital 'P'

A term for pussy, used in the context of being a wimp, not the female sexual organ.
Usually used when around someone older or important. (or just to avoid people getting mad at you)
Guy 1: Wow it's cold outside!
Guy 2: No it's not
Guy 1: I guess I'm just a Wussy With a Capital 'P'
by AxiosKatama December 21, 2010
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Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.
I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.
by Kap'n KP April 20, 2016
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Murder Capital of the World

The city with the worst recorded homicide epidemic in the 'world' - not the United States. :/
As far as history and legend goes, Medellin in Colombia. A city decimated by murderous street gangs, power-crazed drug cartels and guerilla/paramilitary bloodletting.

Throughout the 90's and early this century, Medellin held the title, peaking with around 400 homicides per 100,000 in 1991. This fell to about 150 per 100,000 during the mid to late 90's but rose again in the early 00's, approaching 200 per 100,000. These figures are even more remarkable considering Medellin is a decent sized city of 2 to 3 million people within the period covered.

Thanks to a phenomenal security clampdown Medellin is no longer the 'murder capital of the world', but it remains the ultimate example of what can happen when crime literally spins out of control.
by Hoo Haa Yeo June 2, 2007
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