i’m crabby

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

non-creation

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham

Evolution = Non-creation

by ThomasX February 13, 2014

Tyler The Creator

the dopest rapper out there. he from los angeles, where he started out in his band odd future, and became popular for his hit song yonkers in 2011. since then he dropped 5 albums: goblin, wolf, cherry bomb, flower boy, and igor, and every one of them is fire to this day. he writes every lyric and produces every beat in his songs, and has a dope ass clothing brand called golf wang. he also hella dope at skateboarding. he might be bi asf but its ight cuz he dope as fuck.

guy in a car: ayo put on that new tyler the creator
his homie: aint that nigga gay asf ??
guy in a car: yea he bi but he still fye
his homie: ight *plays potato salad*

by 4kt_tez May 29, 2020

crow tit

a cute little korean bird that looks like a ball of fluff
(you’re probably here because of bts)

guy 1:hey i saw a crow tit yesterday

guy 2:cool

by seal sea January 29, 2019

Creefie

A photo which depicts persons photographing themselves. The subject of the photo is unaware they have been captured photographing themselves.

"That creefie of David Beckham and his kids just doesn't feel right."

"This magazine has absolutely no substance it's just one creefie after another."

by Sputafuoco September 15, 2014

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020