Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

bunchcroodle

dirty, stinky, often wrinkly saggy-puss

I stuck my dick in her bunchcroodle and it smelled for four days.

by rupert November 7, 2003

Sex Benching

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

by simon_says June 25, 2014

Blunch

Blue punch. No defined recipe, but usually includes things along the lines of UV Blue, Capt. Morgan Blue Hurricane, Blue Hawaiian punch, Blue Kool-Aid, etc. Mixed together and served preferably chilled.

Dude, that blunch had me puking blue last night.

by HowYouDoinnn December 11, 2009

bencher

Opposite of a baller (see baller).

That guy is totally baller, look at his blingin watch.
No, man that shit is from swapmeet. He's a total bencher.

by baller_biotch June 29, 2006

Binchy

A British slang word used to refer to a person who has made a major Faux pas in a social situation typically causing huge embarrassment to themselves. The said person will often be ridiculed and told that they're a "Proper Binchy"

"I can't believe you said that... you proper fucking Binchy!"

by Middlesbrough December 28, 2011

friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"

Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.

by The real Agame January 6, 2010