bitard

bisexualy retard?...hmm i dont really know what this word means...but its funny

shut up you stupid bitard

by orange January 19, 2004

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

by Robyn July 30, 2003

bogarde

Bogarde is that terribly gauche way of describing things that try too hard to be BOhemian and/or avant GARDE.

Reportedly common amongst Hoxtonites (London) -- So and so bar is sooo bogarde.

by mark0 April 29, 2005

botart

a skank who uses waaaay too much botox.

that botart's face is saggier than al roker's man-jugs.

by nacho libre May 2, 2006

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

bodard

s. v. 1. A rat shaped man 2. An abnoxious fuck-up that fails at teaching history and geography . Bodard can also be used when describing constipation and/or diarea.

OMG! he is bodarding the crap out of him.
look a bodard, he looks like the rat in the attic

by bodardFTL January 18, 2009