Boob

Organic milk/fat sacks, they occasionally annoy girls. When laying down on our stomachs they hurt but most of the time they are beneficial.

God, my boobs are so annoying, they always get in the way.

by Swag money baller April 19, 2015

Boobs

Part of the female body that you won't be touching anytime soon.

Jake: I touched Carlas boobs Tonight

Zach: yeah bet faggy

by ENG&1 January 22, 2020

saggy boobs

strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).

also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick

1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)

2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs

3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....

by saggy_b00bs May 23, 2011

nude boobs

naked breast of a sexy female!

I have nude boobs, Logan Look at them! Squeeze them! Suck Them!

by Sexy Bitch Screwer March 06, 2005

Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.

John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.

by Skttlz313 January 06, 2012

Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.

Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.

by timDadamH February 06, 2011

boob rape

when a guy puts his hands on a girls breasts that is unwanted by the girl.

girl 1: jonny just boob raped me. get me out of here!
girl 2: what a perv. let's go.

another example- when a guy and a girl are on the trampoline and the guy trips the girl and falls on her and touches her boobs is boob rape.

by kskdsdskdid September 26, 2010