A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
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Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
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Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
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Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
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