Fire Blanket 

When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.

Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.

Fire Blanket by FiremanSam September 8, 2013

wet blanket 

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

wet blanket by gjwaldie November 10, 2006

pig in a blanket 

a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style

the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket

pig in a blanket by spazzznasty May 3, 2009

Human fire blanket 

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Wet Nigga Blanket 

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears

1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets

Wet Nigga Blanket by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019

the cold blanket treatment 

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

the cold blanket treatment by lord geebz February 28, 2020

Lithuanian Steam Blanket 

An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.

I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.

Lithuanian Steam Blanket by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011