Asher

big ass

Asher's ass is extremely bulbous and thicc

by DurrPotato June 27, 2022

Asher

Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).

Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?

by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022

Asher Tan

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 22, 2022

akpere

A situation whereby someone had just drank too much Metaxa to still be active on social media.

He should have stopped earlier, now it is akpere

by Drank Williams September 26, 2022

akpere

Akpere - the situation whereby One has drank just too much metaxa to be active on social media.

Oh no! He akpere himself again

by Drank Williams September 26, 2022

Asher

He can be an absolute jerk but simps for girls and he always gets s so n trouble

Thanks kid Asher is a jerk

by The kid from fortnight September 28, 2022

Asher Goldman

Fumbles

Asher Goldman fumbles his chances with woman

by birdwatcher2002 October 19, 2022