Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.

Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.

by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018

alberto

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013

Albeesh

One who enjoys having sexual intercourse with Jazzmin Kings infant.

Yeah, man! I was at a party last weekend watching these two bitches fucking, and a guy in the background beating off, then some poor, brown, college student totally pulled an Albeesh on one of the bitches baby!

by bizerkkk March 7, 2009

Albemo

(Noun) blonde Emo.

Hey! Albemo! you better get some sun!
Hey! That jumper on da bridge is some albemo chick!

by Uncle Pervy September 2, 2010

Albert

Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him

Albert is a lovely dog

by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017

albert snatzel

A unicorn man!

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!

by Addythequeen January 10, 2018

alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018