Definitions by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban

vaccine racism

A vaccine in which people of color, regardless of age and health receive a vaccine first because society is structured for white people to live longer (and because they’re non-white). Therefore, they DON’T deserve the vaccine first, despite their age and health.

Young and healthy person of color: “Thanks for the COVID-19 vaccine, doc! I’m young and healthy, so I didn’t need it. But hey, I’ll take it!!

Old white person: damn bro. That’s vaccine racism af.

vaccine racism by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban December 19, 2020

#notmycolonelsanders

The title says it all. The new colonel sanders is not my colonel sanders.

#notmycolonelsanders

#notmycolonelsanders by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban March 10, 2018

alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

alberto pito by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018