apologeimtic

an adjective used to describe someone liable to apologising profusely and unnecessary when no one asked.

That weeb over there is so apologeimtic- needs to catch a shag for real.

by catastrophicallyspliffedup69 October 15, 2022

Apollo's Law

Any Internet discussion on a topic relating to Outer Space or Space Exploration which goes on for long enough will eventually lead to someone saying that Space exploration or Space itself is a lie/hoax.

This usually refers to Flat Earthers who don't believe that Outer space exists yet this isn't exclusive to them as some people do believe that space exists but that missions have only reached Earth orbit and not to the Moon or the other planets.

"Oh great, Another Flat Earther in the replies of a NASA tweet, Apollo's Law strikes again!"

by Cosmic Arc October 30, 2022

Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.

It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

Apollo's Dodgeball

Oft used upon the Social media platform Tbumblr. References the fact that occasionally someone will make a post detailing some event in jest, only for it to later cum true.

Person 1: Hey, wouldn't it be funny for someone to make a rocket composed of cheese?
Someone makes a rocket composed of cheese
Person 2: Wow, Person 1 really got hit by Apollo's Dodgeball.

by pootsoozt June 29, 2023

Apolodonald

Using McDonald’s as an apology for doing something naughty. Or having to buy a McDonald’s to gain forgiveness from your peers when they feel you have jolly japed them.

“Jack owes us an apolodonald for trying to poison me with that laithcake”

by SwegMania August 23, 2023

apoglogoffize

when u truly be meaning an apology

I apoglogoffize for being mean and telling u to kys 48 times

by spaceweed October 24, 2023

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008