Ape Nugget

When one poops and what comes out are small oblong or oval/egg shaped lumps, those my friend, are ape nuggets.
Fuck man, Skeeter ate some bad chicken w/ broccoli and ended up in the bathroom at the Ting Ting blowing ape nuggets.
by Lil' Hepatitis December 29, 2010
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Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
by Communism Is Good December 16, 2017
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Ap Stor

Ap Stor of Ap
Makarov: Ap Stor

*Nazi Germany Explodes*
by Ap Stor September 16, 2021
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ranal ape

Wow, look at that ranal ape!
by Tngepic June 25, 2017
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Ape Index

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed
“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”
by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019
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Aryan Ape

A Racial slur towards caucasians. Mainly towards those with larger body frames.
The Greenbay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is an aryan ape.
by captain shake it September 21, 2013
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ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.
"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.
by wBrynn November 15, 2011
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