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Ape Index

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed
“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”
by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019
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Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017
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ranal ape

by Tngepic June 25, 2017
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Barborosa Ape

A warlike man with one thing on his mind, a buffoon like male, who thinks he is a warlord but in fact is a clown and everyone secretly despises him for it.

Often used as an insult by siblings especialy in the south of England, Crawley has a lot of barbarossa apes.
Wow..hes thinks he won the war all by himself but hes just a Barborosa ape
by jennI August 14, 2012
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Aryan Ape

A Racial slur towards caucasians. Mainly towards those with larger body frames.
The Greenbay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is an aryan ape.
by captain shake it September 21, 2013
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Ap Stor

Ap Stor of Ap
Makarov: Ap Stor

*Nazi Germany Explodes*
by Ap Stor September 15, 2021
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ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.
"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.
by wBrynn November 15, 2011
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