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helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke
daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank
by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018
mugGet the helium tankmug.

tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
mugGet the tank the forumsmug.

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .
Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”
by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018
mugGet the Tickle Tankmug.

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.
The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.
by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022
mugGet the Tax Tankmug.

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
mugGet the Tank Cakesmug.

shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
mugGet the shit-tankedmug.

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.
Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.
by Un Hump January 10, 2023
mugGet the Tank Enginemug.

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