Neck flub

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap

Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017

oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

neck on froze

Best song Lil Uzi Vert has ever made

Uzi needs to drop neck on froze asap.

by dem666 December 10, 2020

Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.

She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking

by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012