j-spray

street term for semen.
jizz, jizzem, j-spray

dude, i totally blew my j-spray all over megan's face last night after i one-handed her. :)

by big red2 November 22, 2007

J Bombing

Unnecessary showing off done usually by musicians

Their drummer is totally J Bombing the crowd right now.

by P0pe W0nka January 1, 2011

C&J

A tradition of raging your face off with the coolest people around. Otherwise known as Cookies and Juice, C&J comes from a long history of the best and the brightest having good times

You: So there's a party tonight?
Me: No. There's a C&J though.
You: Oh shit, my bad. Cool, I'll be there.

by CookieMonster13 August 9, 2010

j/t

Just Trollin'

*watching ijustine and leaves comment*
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!! j/t lol

by The internet troll May 23, 2010

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

J BLAIDS

Jewish Black AIDS

I hope you get J BLAIDS.

by 2nd lunch March 28, 2017

Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011