Zamboni Bitty

skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, hoping to spread their legs and get ass, but they never get any cause they're ugly.

Mel from Westover#1 Zamboni bittty...the list continues with Westover and Walkers girls
AOF guy 1: Hey whats the temperature in the rink?
AOF guy 2: IDK 45 degrees
AOF guy 1: hahah Check out the fugly Zamboni Bitty from Walkers in her skirt and Uggs
AOF guy 2: Wat a dumb ass
AOF guy 1: I bet i can make her suck my dick...

by LaChicaBonita December 7, 2005

zamboning

Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.

I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.

by Trent Cole January 2, 2008

Zamboning

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

by The double eagle May 23, 2013

Zamboning

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

Detroit Zamboni

After performing a bowel movement, the male character proceeds to drag the remains of the fecal matter along the backside of the female , much to her dismay.

after releasing an ungodly amount of fecal matter on his girlfriend, joe realized it was now time to clean it up with the detroit zamboni

by steve & mike & andrew & leo September 27, 2007

zimbabwe zamboni

The sexual act of dragging your nutsack across a persons face, just like a zamboni does to the ice.

“I totally gave Tracy a Zimbabwe Zamboni last night! My nuts made her face so smooth!”

by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 13, 2018

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008