by AMONG BALLS March 15, 2022
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1. A well-turned and pithy construct, usually rooted in irony or sarcasm, which draws attention to an important and/or embarassing flaw in a person, institution or other object, thus belittling and exposing it for what it is in the eyes of all those privy to the zong.
2. An exclamation, stated bluntly and with some exaggeration of vowel sound, to express appreciation of the well-executed zong by one's self or a nearby companion.
(v.)
1. To bring shame upon someone or something in the presence of others, most commonly their peers or family.
2. To cause the immediate and complete reversal of direction in action, a line of reasoning or self-confidence through either natural or artificial means.
1. A well-turned and pithy construct, usually rooted in irony or sarcasm, which draws attention to an important and/or embarassing flaw in a person, institution or other object, thus belittling and exposing it for what it is in the eyes of all those privy to the zong.
2. An exclamation, stated bluntly and with some exaggeration of vowel sound, to express appreciation of the well-executed zong by one's self or a nearby companion.
(v.)
1. To bring shame upon someone or something in the presence of others, most commonly their peers or family.
2. To cause the immediate and complete reversal of direction in action, a line of reasoning or self-confidence through either natural or artificial means.
Examples of noun usage:
It might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "No, I am your father."
"So then I told her she ought to ask Santa for a new face for Christmas."
"Zong!"
Examples of verb usage:
I zonged the shit out of that kid when I told him to go fuck his mother...in front of his mother.
"Man, that burrito I had at 3 a.m. really zonged my lower GI but good."
It might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "No, I am your father."
"So then I told her she ought to ask Santa for a new face for Christmas."
"Zong!"
Examples of verb usage:
I zonged the shit out of that kid when I told him to go fuck his mother...in front of his mother.
"Man, that burrito I had at 3 a.m. really zonged my lower GI but good."
by Matt Glaser November 1, 2006
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Get the Zoney mug.dude: "hey wanna get zongafied?"
dudette: "sory i dont do drugs."
dude: "bitch. do drugs. now. please?"
dudette: alright, lets zongafy."
dudette: "sory i dont do drugs."
dude: "bitch. do drugs. now. please?"
dudette: alright, lets zongafy."
by rhcpfan14 March 27, 2007
Get the zongafy mug.ZOMGY (¬O_o)¬ is an ASCII used when the OMG is so big it could take over the world.
ZOMGY originates from ZOMG sometimes argued to be a typo, or to give extra emphasis. It is sometimes argued to stand for "Zombie Oh My God". ZOMGY may have orriginated as a typo of this.
ZOMGY's mission is to take over the world of smiley faces. He has been used as a forum signature, with captions such as "Help him take over the internetz".
Army of ZOMGY - When the person is so overwhelmed, that they feel the need to clone (copy+paste) their ZOMGY into an army to annoy the reciepent.
ZOMGY originates from ZOMG sometimes argued to be a typo, or to give extra emphasis. It is sometimes argued to stand for "Zombie Oh My God". ZOMGY may have orriginated as a typo of this.
ZOMGY's mission is to take over the world of smiley faces. He has been used as a forum signature, with captions such as "Help him take over the internetz".
Army of ZOMGY - When the person is so overwhelmed, that they feel the need to clone (copy+paste) their ZOMGY into an army to annoy the reciepent.
ZOMGY!!!!!! (¬O_o)¬
by Lemony-Emily August 5, 2010
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To Be Trippin balls from a massive toke off a Zong water pipe!
Often leaves the toker with blood shot eyes, slured speach, sense of the room spining, lots of pretty colored dots after standing up, and uncontrolable laughing
To Be Trippin balls from a massive toke off a Zong water pipe!
Often leaves the toker with blood shot eyes, slured speach, sense of the room spining, lots of pretty colored dots after standing up, and uncontrolable laughing
I'm Zongin right now!
by GrieveNasty October 21, 2010
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