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Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking 

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
Zoinking by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017
To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF
Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinkerblop 

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"
"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"
zoinkerblop by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro