The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the twoScooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
When someone acts too smart and then getsburned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She gotponed in the zoink.
When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there alreadybuilt and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart