zjierb

Zjierb or Zjierbness is the feeling you get when you bite into a pickle and it’s softer than you thought it was going to be.

The term was coined by BDG

“I feel Zjierb”

by EmoGayShit February 16, 2021

zjierb

Adj: dissatisfaction of biting into a un-crisp pickle

“Me and my friend shared a mutual feeling of zjierb with our fast food order”

by Ren_Dunker February 17, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it isn't as crunchy as you want it to be.

Person 1: hey could you grab me a pickle?
Person 2: naw, whenever I grab one it's always to zjierb for me.

by ThatPikaTho February 16, 2021

Zjierb

The antonym to schadenfreude - zjierb is the emotion you experience when you go through a small personal inconvenience; the unpleasantness of which is amplified by the fact that it seems like it's not dramatic enough to justify a complaint.
For instance, that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I stubbed my toe on the way to work today. It's not like it hurts anymore but the zjierb is killing me.

by Birb20585 February 15, 2021

zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and its a little squishier than you expected

*brian bites into a pickle and its a little squishier than he expected*
Brian: “i feel. zjierb”

by enbi_elm February 16, 2021

zjierb

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it is marginally softer than you thought it would be

“Wow this pickle is softer than I earlier assumed what is this feeling?”

“Zjierbness.”

by The coolest f February 16, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

I bit into this pickle and now I feel a little zjierb

by Last_ February 16, 2021