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zjierb

Zjierb or Zjierbness is the feeling you get when you bite into a pickle and it’s softer than you thought it was going to be.

The term was coined by BDG
“I feel Zjierb”
by EmoGayShit February 16, 2021
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Adj: dissatisfaction of biting into a un-crisp pickle
“Me and my friend shared a mutual feeling of zjierb with our fast food order”
by Ren_Dunker February 17, 2021
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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it isn't as crunchy as you want it to be.
Person 1: hey could you grab me a pickle?
Person 2: naw, whenever I grab one it's always to zjierb for me.
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that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's not as crisp... 'cause it... the pickle is... it's a little squishy
i feel... Zjierb... Zjierbness
by GlowingTable July 27, 2022
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(Adj.) The sensation experienced when one bites into a pickle and said pickle is a little squishier than one expected.
Invented by BDG (Brian David Gilbert) in his video “that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.
Brian: * Gets pickle out of fridge and bites it* “Woah!… O ho!….. Ohhh myyyyyyy goodness..”

Karen: “What?”
Brian: “That pickle was squishier than I expected! I am just oh so filled with zjierbness after eating that pickle!”
by DogwO0d November 19, 2022
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Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

(First recorded use by Brian David Gilbert)
Brain: *takes out jar of pickles, opens jar, picks one out and bites into it*

"I feel Zjierb"
Karen: *bites into pickles*
Both: Zjierbness
by SpontaneousLiquid December 24, 2021
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The antonym to schadenfreude - zjierb is the emotion you experience when you go through a small personal inconvenience; the unpleasantness of which is amplified by the fact that it seems like it's not dramatic enough to justify a complaint.
For instance, that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.
I stubbed my toe on the way to work today. It's not like it hurts anymore but the zjierb is killing me.
by Birb20585 February 15, 2021
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