Situationship

When two people (not really in a relationship) having been talking for a long ass time but have no label. Normally the boys fault cause TNAS and they don’t know how to commit.🤷🏾 ♀️

Hg: Girl I’ve been talking to him for 5 months and I still don’t know what we are.
Me: You need to stop wasting yo time with him in this situationship

by Woowwwwtf November 2, 2017

situationship

any problematic relationship characterized by one or more unresolved, interpersonal conflicts. usually confused with dating.

It's time you ended the situationship, dumped his sorry ass and found a guy who you're actually happy to be around.

by no1slogo January 23, 2006

Mike "the situation"

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

by gingyman December 13, 2009

Situational Awareness

1. A booster in the multi-player segment of the PS3 only video game Uncharted 2. Situational Awareness takes up the top slot of the two available slots for boosters. It is made available for purchase at level 46. This booster is commonly referred to as: "Sit," "Sit Aware," and, "Situational." By standing still and pressing the Up direction button on the D-pad one can see enemies' names pop up through walls as they run around. This booster is usually used by n00bs or people looking to be dicks. Fortunately, the booster Evasion (unlocked at level 50) makes one immune to Situational Awareness.

2. Possessing the trait of always knowing what is going on around you; awareness of one's situation (duh).

1. UnchartedPlayer1: Ah, some fag with Situational Awareness on was camping in a corner and killed me. Fuck.
Uncharted Player2: That's retarded. You should use Evasion like me.

2. David used his Situational Awareness to get out of the school safely while a school shooting was happening.

by WaR_REAPER10 September 10, 2010

situation walk

When a guy is turned on and puts his hands in his pocket and tries to walk off the situation.

"I needed a situation walk after seeing her"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

walmart situation

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008