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Zing

(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.
Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!

Guy 1: Zing...
by Jewcore February 21, 2009
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zing

describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.
The stars are zing tonight.
Man that stripper last night was zing.
You are zing.
by zzinger July 5, 2010
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Zing

A non-fatal electric shock
"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit!"
by Evfedu April 9, 2006
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zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally
"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"
by Fred March 27, 2005
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zing

to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.
i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i zinged em and spilt the blondes drink.
by garth90210 March 12, 2010
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zing

v.)to burn by means other than a racial or sexual comment (religion, stupidity, etc.)the verb form is rare in actual conversation
n.(zinger)a burn unrelated to sexuality or race; usually recited after the punchline of a joke

includes all jokes not covered by a ponk
v.how do u start a mexican stampede?
how? (asked the man with mexican ties)
roll a nickel down a hill! u just got zung!

n.) "
"
roll a nickel down a hill! Zinger!
by mcfizzy August 1, 2008
mugGet the zingmug.

zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube
omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma
by wild and crazy guy October 21, 2008
mugGet the zing zing zoomamug.

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