Zella

Zella, is caring and compassionate. You originally liked her because she's cute, but the more you look into her personality the harder you crush on her. She has dark, soft eyes, with a contagious smile; any joke she makes has everybody laughing. She's kind and sweet to her friends, but stands up for herself and what she believes in. She makes the dream girlfriend, and if you get the privilege to know a Zella, make sure you keep her!

guy 1: Damn, she's cute!

guy 2: Ya, get to know her, she's an absolute Zella!

by Austin the monkey man October 28, 2020

New Zealand

Contrary to apparent popular belief, New Zealand is a great country. Being a kiwi myself, I shall be as unbiased as possible when I say that its people are not as rude, lazy, stupid, "sheep-molesting," etc. as some people are trying to convey. I can't defend our accent, even though I want to, because I don't know how it sounds to people from other countries. It probably is annoying though, so whatever floats your boat. Yes, it rains here. So what. A little rain won't kill you, and it's actually incredibly helpful to our farmers (who are not rednecks), as our nation strongly relies on cows and stuff to tide us over financially. Sure, we have a lot of sheep here; I really don't see why anyone would have a problem with that. It's not like we have poisonous snakes, or sharks... or freaking spiders that kill you. Not looking at anyone in particular. *Looks at Australia* And one more thing. This whole, "Kiwis are racist" thing is not real. I think everyone here knows how crap we are in comparison to other countries. We know that we have a pretty high obesity rate, domestic violence rate, and not to mention expensive tomato sauce in fish and chip shops. This is why a lot of us are moving to places like Aussie and the UK. We certainly do not think we are better than anyone else on this planet, and if anyone here does, they're probably part Australian (jk). Sorry, that was long, and not really a definition. Viva Aotearoa.

person 1: "Hey I'm moving to New Zealand."
person 2: "New Zealand? You mean that place with those freaking awesome cows and over-priced ketchup?"
person 1: "Hell yeah."

by imaginary_arch_enemy January 26, 2017

New Zealand Holocaust

The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a week move to Australia to make significantly more money and life better lives in cities that are not crime ridden, tall poppy syndrome ridden, road to nowhere hellholes that exist in New Zealand. 1% of the New Zealand population leaves its country each year.

Did you see that new guy at work? He's a New Zealander.
Yes, he's the fifth New Zealander I've seen today. They are all coming over here because there's nothing in New Zealand but sheep and crime ridden cities. It's like a New Zealand Holocaust over there.

by MARIO VAN FEEBLES June 16, 2011

Zelmak

(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.

Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!

by HuhManMan April 19, 2004

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

Zella

A totally sexy babe. Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her. She knows she's gorgeous, and flaunts it.

Boyfriend: damn that was one fine zella walkin by
Girlfriend: but you like me better, right?
Boyfriend: can't say that I do {chases the zella}

by BobMarley January 12, 2005

Zemar

The moment I looked into your eyes, the shape of them, your eyebrows, your nose, your lips, your teeth, your smile. The second I heard the sound of your voice. They weren't classified as extremely gorgeous, but to me they were just perfect! Since then you have made me crazy about you and its been almost a year and I can't get you out of my head. I will never forget that moment. You are perfection. You are the most handsome man living! Will I ever meet you again?

"So I've been having this dream lately where we are back to where we first met. People seem to be extremely tall and tower over me, I feel so small. Everyone's faces are blurry and I can't really see how they look like. I feel that I am a stranger and I don't belong there. I shove and push through many people and suddenly I come face to face with you. I can see your face, your eyes, I can hear your voice. I left without knowing your name...Zemar"

by youdontrememberme April 22, 2013