zarf

(verb) The feeling of having to pee and puke at the same time. This usually happens when you are laughing your butt off, or if you are really nervous.

I think I'm gonna zarf!!!

by yacawa November 3, 2012

Zardy

that one scare crow thats in a maze and would like to scare you away

Zardy: WELCOME TO THE CORN MAZE DUM DUMS!
boy from fnf: ma-
zardy: HOLD THAT PHRASE I DONT LIKE PEOPLE HERE SO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

by someone else thats not u May 7, 2021

zardon

a person with teeth that make them look like a dinosaur.

that girl smiles like a zardon.

by JerkrJim May 19, 2009

Zarfy

A zit that is found on one's ass cheek.

That sweaty teenager who mooned us had a giant zarfy on his right cheek.

by BPgator May 17, 2011

Zard

Cigarette, smoke

"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"

by psycho337 October 24, 2008

zard

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

by eugene keen December 14, 2006

Zard

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

by ManlyGeek June 26, 2009