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zap yo dumb ass 

The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.
Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)
zap yo dumb ass by SilentCredence December 11, 2006
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To lose one's mind do to anger; getting pissed and going into a red rage
Findin out after 18yrs of paying child support that kid isn't yours.

I'd zap out and burn that bitch's house DOWN. FUCK HER
zap out by MGz June 14, 2008

Zap stick 

The sexual act of attaching jumper cable to one penis and electrocute their penis while having sex
Girl1: girl you know bob he put jumper cable on his dick while fucking his girl

Girl2: ahh you mean zap stick
Zap stick by Luigilor November 26, 2010
To lose one's mind do to anger; getting pissed and going into a red rage


Findin out after 18yrs of paying child support that kid isn't yours. I'd zap out and burn that bitch's house DOWN. FUCK HER
Zap out by MGz June 23, 2008

Zap hammer

T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short
I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap, that what i call car insurance.
Zap hammer by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

Zap A Gap 

Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless
1.
Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.

2.
Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time
Zap A Gap by Doow Narik February 18, 2009