The Zamboni 

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

The Zamboni by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

Two handed Zamboni 

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

Two handed Zamboni by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Detroit Zamboni 

After performing a bowel movement, the male character proceeds to drag the remains of the fecal matter along the backside of the female , much to her dismay.

after releasing an ungodly amount of fecal matter on his girlfriend, joe realized it was now time to clean it up with the detroit zamboni

Detroit Zamboni by steve & mike & andrew & leo September 27, 2007

zimbabwe zamboni

The sexual act of dragging your nutsack across a persons face, just like a zamboni does to the ice.

“I totally gave Tracy a Zimbabwe Zamboni last night! My nuts made her face so smooth!”

zimbabwe zamboni by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 13, 2018

beef zamboni 

When you cum in a girl's mouth, she spits it back onto you, & then wipes it up with her vagina

Lisa is such freak, last night she gave me a beef zamboni

beef zamboni by Sliqjonz March 27, 2015

Salty Zamboni 

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

Salty Zamboni by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

Zager Zamboni

The Zager Zamboni is when while having intercourse the male does a line off his partners ass all while on crutches and delivering a heartfelt soliloquy from "Hamlet". Only a real boss can make this happen.

Greg: Yo heard you went to Casa Blanca last night. Was it sick....

Zager: Yeet, it was unreal since I gave her the ol Zager Zamboni after din and playing some 2048 and Bike Race

Zager Zamboni by Jonny Ovenmitts July 29, 2018