Zachary

Usually a petty asshole. Never owns up to anything and likes to make fun of people.

Boy: Is that zachary?
Girl: Yeah, he bullied me

by mrcoolkid May 15, 2020

Zachary

1. The best person ever.

2. Usually hot, and loves attention.

3. Tall and has pretty eyes.

4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.

5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.

6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.

8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.

9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.

11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.

12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.

That kid is so cute. Oh thats Zachary.
Zachary is so perfect.

by klovesz May 9, 2010

Ed Zachery Disease

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.

Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace

by TimmyH September 8, 2006

Zachary

An incredibly inspirational piece of art. He looks emotionless on the outside, but is full of love on the inside. He can be doubtful, but he will never be doubtful of the feelings he has for you. He makes you feel like you are the most amazing person in the world as well as the most beautiful. Once you have him, you will never want to let him go. He is the stunningly handsome with the eyes of a god and gorgeous hair. You can have deep conversations with him one minute and then just sit in silence the next. There is no shortage of love from him. He always has open arms that are wonderful to fall into.

Maggie: Zachary is so amazing!
Elise: I know, right?!
Maggie: I never want to leave him!

by hipstacoolkid June 6, 2015

Zachary

the most charming young man you could ever meet, usually very athletic. Very aggressive and knows how to treat a lady. Never pass up the chance to get to know this one of a kind sexy beast.

"Bro, that dude's gotta firm butt!" He must be a Zachary.
"He treats me like i'm a princess." Yep, that's Zachary for ya.

by ztw October 8, 2011

Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009

Zachory

An awesome guy. He's nice, funny, attractive and is just absolutely amazing. Sometimes he may make you want to smash your head on a wall, and he can be very annoying. He has a great sense of humor and is just fun to be around. He can be inappropriate but usually in a funny way. He easily makes friends and is a bit weird, but that's what makes him so cool. He can be harsh sometimes but only when it is truly necessary. Overall he is a great guy and is a great friend.

Person 1: wow that guy is pretty annoying.
Person 2: no he's awesome when you get to know him, he's zachory.

by JRlvr December 9, 2013