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yule log

A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
by Trainable June 29, 2008
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Yule Log

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
by JimmidyJames December 28, 2009
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Yulemni

female and good looking, exquisite charms and style and loves animal
date that Yulemni chick!!!
by iloveyourmommy August 25, 2011
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yulexy

This is a very unusual name but it is a very beutiful and talented girl who can dance and prance
Yulexy laughs and crysee all the time
by Yulexy February 3, 2017
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Jay Yule + Bec Spink

Two amazingly fashion savy scots who are extremely friendly and GORGEOUS!

they enjoy trampolining, Skins, Topshop and Ian's Hands.

EVERYONE LOVES THEM!

feli loves you!
Cook: Whaaa man who are those chicks over there?
Bean: I dunno man but they have awesome accents!
Cook: WHAT WHAT ITS Jay Yule + Bec Spink!
by LANGOSH January 15, 2010
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Yuletide

Ingredients

Crushed ice
5 fresh raspberries
2 ounces lemon juice
2 ounces Pink Whitney
2 ounces grenadine
2 ounces Smirnoff Pink Lemonade
2 ounces Raspberry Vodka or liqueur
1 can of 7Up pomegranate

You'll need
1 chilled whiskey glass (look up whiskey glass)

1 shaker
Muller

Strainer
Stirring device (such as spoon)

Put the raspberries into the shaker and mull them (crush them till they're basically liquid but not quite). Then start adding the other ingredients except for the 7Up. Properly shake for 25 seconds and put it to the side. Grab your chilled glass and fill it halfway with the 7Up. Then grab your concoction and strain that in the glass slowly until it's almost touching the rim. Stir and enjoy.
"Yo bro, tis the season you wanna grab a Yuletide and piss in the street?"
"Hell yeah bro, anything with you.)
by Michelangelo Send November 19, 2021
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yule tide relapse

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start
Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...
by blueredblueyellow444 December 9, 2009
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