yoked up

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon

1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.

by ringzhz May 9, 2008

yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

Yorked

To pay a large amount of money for something you can not give away. To be promised something great only to find out it is crap.

I paid $80,000 for a PSL at Levy stadium and now the team is crap... I've been Yorked

by 9er fan February 13, 2015

yoalked

Being pumped

I'm so yoalked to go play basketball

by Ballzack05 June 25, 2016

equally yoked

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"

"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."

by lexicontraband November 3, 2011

yolked

Slang.

In a streetball game when someone get's their shot blocked
and everyone see's it.

1. Yo yesturday I was playin ball with Dontrelle and I totally yolked em.

2. When I try to dunk over black people I always get yolked.

by Eric BBB July 16, 2006

Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010