Holy yapper

When someone finds a way to talk for an extended exaggerated time.

Look at François-Xavier, what a holy yapper. He got the girls sleeping in 5 minutes.

by YeeHawIra June 19, 2025

Professional Yapper

Someone who talks about a topic when only understanding the basics or even nothing about the topic in question. The word "Professional Yapper" can be used when someone is confidently wrong.

Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.

by fartgrass1 November 2, 2025

Yapper

Someone that talks excessively, usually about unimportant or stupid things. Typically considered annoying, but the term can be used between friends jokingly.

"Man, that guy is a certified yapper, the dude doesn't know when to shut up."

by butt_sniffer March 6, 2025

Coochie Yapper

As a male is sometimes called a dick a women can be called a Coochie Yapper. Meaning talking out of the coochie.

Why are you such a choochie yapper?
If you call me a dick I’m going to call you a coochie yapper.

by TByapper March 14, 2025

Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024

yapper

pretty girls who talk too much, but NOT NECESSARILY IN A WAY THAT ANNOYS YOU OR IS BORING, as mukul said, who doesn't know shit

Khushi: I'm a yapper

Mukul: no, you're not

by ihatebrainfog June 14, 2024

Yapper

Someone who yaps at a diabolical rate.

Dude bro #1: yo Daniel P, how was your day today
Daniel P (D1 yapper): *unfathomable yap session*

by OsamaBinSwagging July 30, 2024