Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005

windows XP

The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.

WOW Windows XP actuily IS different and it ALMOST works.

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Windows XP

The best damn operating system ever made, except maybe Windows 2000. So good, that people are still using it even after 9 years (an eternity in computer time) despite the fact Microsoft came out with two more Operating Systems since then.

You can tell someone is a jealous mac/linux fanboy by the way they bash Windows XP.

by CommandoDude September 26, 2010

windows xp

1) Although some would say it is the best OS that MS has made, some would argue that Win 2k is better. I say it is preference. I use WinXP on my computer and it runs near flawlessly. Compatibility (along with other problems) is only a problem encountered by those who can't figure out how to use a search engine to find a solution, so they come here to rant about it. Simple to use, if you follow directions and maybe read the manual, it hardly crashes and always tries to save your system by crashing the violating program. Although the "report error" window is useless, it is better than having to reboot. When you use the system manager (aka ctrl-alt-delete) you can use the "processes" tab to instantly shut down a program without any wait or consequence (in my experience). System important processes are clearly marked "system" so that you cannot accidentally crash windows (unless you are an idiot). 2) An OS made by a company that people like to belittle because they suck at using a user-friendly OS. 3) Not as advanced as Linux, which means it's easier to use, yet not as flexible.

1) Windows XP is a fine OS, thanks for a decent on with this time, Microsoft!
2)d00d, XP sux! ROFL BOFL!
3)guy1: "Hmm, which OS should i use?"
guy2: "Do you know how to use Linux?"
guy1: "No..."
guy2: "Use Windows XP"

by PacketOverflow October 2, 2004

Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.

....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!

by n008a April 11, 2009

Windows XP

Since the advent of that abominable Vista, Windows XP has officially become not only the best operating system Microsoft has ever released, but one of the best operating systems EVER released.

All my computers run Windows XP. The new laptop I bought came preset with Vista so I did a clean install of Windows XP only to discover that none of the hardware was compatible. I later woke up in the hospital after having suffered a myocardial infarction due to being extremely pissed off.

Shame on you Microsoft. You've disappointed us all with your fucking Vista.

by XP FOR LIFE January 14, 2009

Double XP Weekend

on certain weekends, call of duty makes every kill worth double expeireince points. Then people rank like a bitch and play call of duty all weekend to rank up faster. Some people play as much as 48 hours. and then, thats when you call someone a no life for good.

"yo did you play cod all weekend?"
"Ya Double XP Weekend was sick"

by FUZZCCF March 7, 2009