Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes
That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
by ReapersDecay January 1, 2018
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Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.
Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.
by Xander M January 19, 2009
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by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018
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The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.
The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.
by James Carmel May 2, 2006
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by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018
Get the Xandered mug.Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021
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"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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