Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

Wokey-Dokey

When you let a woke person take charge of something and assume everything will be ok.

Andrew: Hey Vegan Protester. Take care of the meat shop while i’m gone. I need someone to run it.
Vegan Protester: Well, Wokey-Dokey.

by Andrewkid336 June 23, 2023

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Wonkey pony zone

The uncharted territory entered when the crew is ket-wobbled at the same time, communication reduced to silent mouth movements, grunts, and teleporting between dimensions.

“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025

Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

u like drinking tea

I WANT Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025