Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.
That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets
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The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
Get the woking pizza express mug.Wooning is a verb derived from the British singer Jamie Woon. To woon is to do something in an intensely sexy and groovy with ultimate softness.
She wouldn’t stop wooning me so we made love.
That sax player really wooned his solo, I’ve still got chills.
That sax player really wooned his solo, I’ve still got chills.
by AM Labl May 31, 2020
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Now: However it is now a slang term used for “hello” because people from many time zones use it
Now: However it is now a slang term used for “hello” because people from many time zones use it
@jim wooning
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