Wonk

A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
by Raúl E. Fernández November 16, 2007
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Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy
by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019
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Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.
That ho just wonked at me
by Skinnybiscuit120 February 07, 2018
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Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.
“Wonk”
by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020
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wonked

A state of mind after experiencing that high in a club from the music.

A euphoric feeling.

Music is the drug of choice.
yeh im so wonked right now
by wonked January 27, 2011
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wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.
The wonking i got today was awesome
by Chelsy June 16, 2006
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WONK

Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.

The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.

1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.

2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.

In my experience the second is more probable.
Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.

Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.
by grappler38 November 23, 2010
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