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boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)
I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!
Wizard by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012
1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose
1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?
wizard by Mastikator November 4, 2004
A person with red hair and freckles. Notable examples include Mick Hucknell, Carrott top and that little creep off Harry Potter.
"Look at the state of that filthy wizard, lets kick his rotten ginger head in"

"That wee fella is well wizard"
Wizard by Mikelib December 15, 2009
A person from a higher class background, sometimes are under the delusion they are better than normal people also know as muggles. They often are well spoken, talk about their gap yah and count their red brick university background as a standard for other wizards. wizards who don't quite make the cut to the red brick universities or muggles who try to attain a wizard life are known as squibs. THESE ARE FACTS!
That guy is such a wizard he's talking about going to Cambridge and how his cleaner is soooo substandard.
wizard by bjbait April 18, 2010
When you drink your height in beer cans.
kid: Yo bro what did you do this weekend?
Wizard: I became a wizard
wizard by Awreck January 28, 2011
wow, did you see Shailey's shoes? Wizard!
Wizard by Emily Hobbs April 26, 2008