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THE WITNESS 

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.

Jehova's Witness 

Foolish, destructive, evil sect.

I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.

We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.

Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.

Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.

Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.

Without Witness 

noun. a rock trio consisting of three gentlemen who enjoy writing creative, original songs
Did you hear the debut album from "Without Witness"? I found it on iTunes.
Without Witness by musicfanatic99 December 17, 2012

Jehovah's Witness 

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.
Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.
Jehovah's Witness by slatte November 13, 2006

Dawkins' Witness 

Slang term for evangelical atheists, who are always trying to convert you to atheism. A take-off on Jehovah's Witness, who are always coming around trying to convert you. These guys are the same thing in reverse, preaching Richard Dawkins to anyone who will listen.
Man, a Dawkins' Witness just came by my cubical preaching again. I couldn't get rid of him.
Dawkins' Witness by DelawareGuy January 4, 2008

Jehovah's Witness Apostate 

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"