Winnipeg

Capital of Manitoba. Dangerous in some areas, a complete joke in others (Pembina, St. Vital, Richmond West). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Easy girls. SHITTY WEATHER --> hot ass summers, cold ass winters. Bad mosq's (not so bad last summer, well atleast not in Richmond West). Good party scene. Easy girls. Cheap shopping. Really good place to start a family (well not in shitty areas, i.e., North End). Friendly people. A lot, I mean A LOT, of Natives though. We don't have summer, we have construction. Proud SLURPEE CAPTIAL. Under-rated to the M.A.X.

Douche: "Where are you from?"
Pegger: "Winnipeg."
Douche: "Where?"
Pegger: "Douche."

by BOOP111000111 February 11, 2010

Winnipeg

Winnipeg. The place with the highest crime rate in Canada. I call it the "New York" of Canada. It has natives that will jack you in a blink. Easy drugs. If you want to live anywhere in Canada, it is Winnipeg.

Josh: I am from Winnipeg.
Someother guy from someother country: oshit he must have a gun..lets run.

by Eric... December 28, 2005

Winnipeg

City north of minnesota with similar architecture to chicago. Gateway to western canada.

by UW Admirer September 13, 2003

Winnipeg wife swap

When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.

•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!

by LWG December 11, 2007

Winnipeg

Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.

Winnipeg, God doesn't live here.

by Stuck Here January 9, 2008

Winnipeg

From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here.

The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.

The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)

Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer."

Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"

Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"

by Brain-dead Winnipegger January 31, 2008

Winnipeg loose

the nickname for any fat and slutty girl from the winnipeg area. usually overwieght and covered in acne.

man i was fisting winnipeg loose last night and then her fucking cat jumped on me and i got a scratch on my face

by tony b vanmeerin November 4, 2004