wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

by Olie592 December 28, 2021

Sticky Wilbur

The act of masturbating while eating an ice cream cone

After a long day at the office Tom was eager to get home and treat himself to a good old fashioned sticky wilbur

by Raul Sanderson May 23, 2015

awkward wilbur

its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:

wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.

michelle:
LOOOOLLL

wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in

michelle:
O_______________O
akward

erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur

by michelleee(: February 9, 2010

Wilbur Soot

A quirky streamer who's known for loving anteaters. He said it's his favorite animal.

He's the canon son of Philza Minecraft. We call him our evil little meow meow.

"Wilbur Soot once went diving in the ocean but immediately went to the surface because he said he can't breathe."

by LiaElise March 25, 2021

wilbur

Pretty much the greatest name ever. Adam's name wasn't really 'Adam', it was Wilbur
Means "Wild Boar" but usually refers to pigs with highly literate arachnid friends.

Is one with nature and talks with horses.

A guy that's funny and makes good friends,

Man, look at that dude with th' spider! He's such a Wilbur, dude!

by Ed Mo December 6, 2007

Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 15, 2006

Wilbursexual

A non-valid "sexuality" created by a bunch of delinquents that don't know how to touch some grass. Wilbur sexual means you basically have a crush on popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer Wilbur Soot. This is not a real sexuality like being pansexual, bisexual, gay, lesbian, ect. Just a made up term for simps

Person A: "I'm Wilbursexual"
Person B: " You're dead to me."
Person A: "oh"

by Gay_frogs_soup January 1, 2022