WILF TROW

If you get him in your top trumps pack, you will defeat all those who face you. If you speaketh his name whilst playing fortnite, you will receive many Vic Roys in the years to come. If you so even think of this title whilst in the passion of love you will cause eruptions for your partner. This is Wilf Trow. This is omnipotence.

Wilf Trow.... help me win Vic Roy’s

by GazzaNeviole October 8, 2019

wilf the batty

A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals

you are "wilf the batty"

by GuyHorrell November 9, 2021

Wilf

Short for “Witch I’d like (to) fuck.”

“Tbh Sarah Sanderson is a wilf”

by a.slut.for.arson July 23, 2022

WILF

Acronym: Widow I'd Like to F@#$

Bob: "Her husband just died" :-(
Bill: "Dayum, but dat booty tho!?!? Straight WILF"

by Gordbillybob December 4, 2014

Wilf

Will I'd like to fuck

"Yo bro, this Wilf I met at the bar had some jacked biceps"

by WilfLover69 September 22, 2021

Alexis Wilf

Alexis is a stunning girl who will steal your heart at first glance. She makes you happy just looking at herm her smile instantly brightens your day up. Her eyes are beautiful like the stars at night. Everything about her is amazing. You don't want to let her go. She is amazing person with the best personality you could ask for. Everything is perfect about her down from her toes up to her head. She is the best thing that can happen to you in your life and you don't want to lose that. You know who you are. You are worth the world to me.

Alexis Wilf is literally the perfect woman any man can ask for.

by GlobFrank February 22, 2022

Wilf

To wilf someone, to be friend them gain intimate knowledge of a friendship or relationship a person has and then to use information garnered to steal wife/gf/bf.

One man to another "his misses is fit id definitely wilf him"

by Milf I'd wilf June 26, 2024