wigan kebab

Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)

I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe

by Lord Percy July 10, 2003

Wiganer

An inbred who resides in Wigan

"Be quiet, you Wiganer"

by mnolan September 24, 2006

Wigan

Ryhming slang for Big one

in drinking terms "we having a Wigan tonight?"

"look at her she's got a right pair of Wigans"

by Crag Craig September 19, 2006

Wigan Kebab

The act of two or more young males double/triple/quadruple penetrating the same vagina in unison with each other

"Do you nice young boys fancy stuffing me up the flume?"

"Too right love, me and the lads here will give you a Wigan Kebab!"

by Tony Blizzard January 21, 2010

wigan warriors

a team that calls themselves the best in all the land when they have not won a grand final since 2018 and losing the world club series to the Sydney roosters the only trophy they've won since then was the league leaders shield to stop a dreadful team from winning it

wigan warriors the best in all the land

by DeebotheGOAT March 11, 2022

wigda

One hairy piece of baggage.

Look! It's Wigdabigpussy!

by Big Chan June 27, 2004

Wigan Scene

A total absence of anything that would be considered 'alternative' to the meat-n-two-veg eating, beer swilling, retail employed pieheads who populate the borough.

Such as:

A music scene
A gay scene
A fashion scene

Christ, where the fuck are we? It's completely Wigan Scene here.

by Snobbo84 March 9, 2012