WiFry

An unexpected outage of a WiFi network, usually at a critical time.

“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.

Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.

WiFry by MikeInDC June 27, 2017

wifey

a man's one and only. always real never shady. down ta ride for life.. never hesitates to do for her man (hubby).. not like ya typical female/girlfriend.. she sophisticated yet freaky..

"that girl fine, but she cant do me like the wifey"

wifey by beckiie December 24, 2008

wifey

a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl.

thats my wifey... so BACK UP

wifey by pink July 29, 2003

wifty 

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005

Wifey

A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl.
Wife material

I would never mess about behind my Wifey's back.

Wifey by ©™ October 15, 2003

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

Pool Wiffle by CarlCraig December 10, 2009

wifey for lifey 

Term used to describe serious girlfriend/wife, who you plan to stick with for "lifey"

Also used between to close friends, usually girls. It's not a done thing between boys.

Girl A - Whassup dawg?
Girl B - Be my wifey for lifey homie!

wifey for lifey by Davey Croket February 18, 2008