A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.
"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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Spouse of a triathlete.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
Get the triathlon widow mug.When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce
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by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003
Get the AIM Widow(er) mug.A woman with a female "savior syndrome" that dates people in a bad place them builds them up as "mr perfect" until he grows stronger and asserts himself as a man, but still loves her. Once the black widow knows her pray is built up as a man. She crushes him no matter how much he loves her because she wants to feel like someone needs her and that she is responsible for everything he has. She feels inclined to make people perfect to compensate for there own flaws and in turn makes herself a controlling manipulative bitch. She will date people that are douchey or in a low place so watch out if your heart is for the taking. "She will eat you alive"
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex:2 That black widow bitch just used me to compensate for her own personal failures she's useless to society and a poison in the hearts of all man stay away from her she'll turn u into a puppet and try to consume your soul
by gavintaketa December 2, 2014
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by Gabber May 27, 2006
Get the widow maker mug.A WidowEGirl is professional Gaymer and EThot. This person usually is female hence the egirl portion of the name. Typically a WidowEGirl will have a WidowEboy WidowEGirl’s are usually really attractive person but it varies.
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