The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
by angrysumo February 4, 2010
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1. A person who gives up their human dignity for
material benefit (especially by providing sex for
money or drugs) without admitting to anyone - even
themselves - that they are doing it.
2. A small rodent that dresses up in fishnet and
walks up and down the street turning tricks. A
whoremole frequently works for a pimpbadger.
1. A person who gives up their human dignity for
material benefit (especially by providing sex for
money or drugs) without admitting to anyone - even
themselves - that they are doing it.
2. A small rodent that dresses up in fishnet and
walks up and down the street turning tricks. A
whoremole frequently works for a pimpbadger.
"Hey I need a fuck but I can't afford a prostitute.
You wanna drive down central and see if we can pick up
a couple of whoremoles?"
You wanna drive down central and see if we can pick up
a couple of whoremoles?"
by WhiteOtter April 10, 2008
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