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Whitesnake

A cougar who hangs out in dirty biker bars dancing sexy in front of the stage hoping to pick up one of the players in the nightly 80's rock cover band. Sports a somewhat standard cougar appearance- i.e. bleached out blond hair, orange tan, breast implants- but also has the added 'flair' of a tight pair of stone/acid washed jeans, belly shirt with exposed dolphin navel ring, faded butterfly tramp stamp, 5 year old cell phone strapped to her belt and an ever present pack of Virginia Slims. Usually smells like Jovan Night Musk. Screams out phrases like "Yeah,Baaaaby!" and "You can't handle THIS!" and "Play some Nickleback!" at the band after doing shots of Tequila Rose. Most likely will be found passed out in the bathroom at the end of the night with smeared lipstick and urine and/or vomit on her pants.
"That old drunk lady is less of a cougar and more of a Whitesnake"
by Hey,Zeus! January 6, 2008
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whitecastlerrea

Eating massive amounts of white castle sliders and haveing explosive diarrea that smells the same going out as it did going in
Dude last night i had some extreme whitecastlerrea!
by jew bear, jew tits April 6, 2011
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Whiteoaks Park

Located in the suburban lands of Lorne Park, Whiteoakes is a public park. It includes 4 tennis courts (soon to be 5) in the south, a soccer field in the center, a baseball diamond to the north, a play ground in the vicinity of the tennis courts, a well conserved network of paths through the forest in its west and north ends, and to many sesh spots. Whitoaks is located between Whitoaks Public School in the south-west and Lorne Park Secondary School in the north-east. Considering that Lorne Park Secondary has a predominantly high population of stoners it is only natural for this park to have a plethora of sesh spots which have been used by many generations dating back to the early 2000s due to resent anthropological discoveries. However some anthropological and sociological scholars argue that Whiteoakes doesn't contain any sesh spots but instead is it self a plot of land which is to large to be considered a singular sesh spot.
*exiting Lorne Park Secondary School*
Rob: I want to go hit a popper
John: Wanna go to Whiteoaks Park?
Rob: But which sesh spot? Sanctuary?
John: Naw man, remember someone burned it down
Rob: What ever, we'll stumble upon one anyway
by woodsshitbear November 24, 2013
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Forest Whitaker Moment

Being able to name every movie, scene, other actors, and rolls played by an actor, but not knowing that actor's actual name.

Also works for non-actor related incidences. Being able to name where a person lives, went to school, sports played, people dated and last time you saw them, but forgetting their name.
Bro: Dude, whats that guys name, played in "Pride and Glory" with Colin Farrell? Skinny white guy. He was also in Fight Club, Incredible Hulk, 25th Hour when he walked that dog around in the beginning, the dude who was the main skin head in American History X?
Dude: Bro, that's Edward Norton! SUCH a Forest Whitaker Moment!
by amDOWORK August 20, 2011
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whitesnake

a late 80's and early 90's hard rock band.
Whitesnake is the best band in the entire universe.
by Sorceror72 May 13, 2005
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wastecake

A mix of a "caker"; a word used to describe the young generation of canadian people, Cakers have a bad taste for food, music, fashion and overall lifestyle, and the term for being a useless waste of space and time "wasteman". We combine the two to form the ultimate insult to Canadians, "wastecake"!
Look at these two wastecakes over here!
by Rista9206 January 5, 2012
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Whiteface

The term 'Whiteface' began when famous American actor, comedian, rapper, and radio personality Nick Cannon put face paint on his face, and posted pictures of himself on instagram, along with videos making fun of whites to campaign his new album, 'White People Party Music'.
Cris: that dude is wearing whiteface
Ashley: ha, what a pleb
by whynotupleb May 17, 2014
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