Whalen

(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in

Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."

by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010

Whalin

When someone just goes on and on about their life story

Dora: I can't believe he did that to me again like he did that last time and the time and--
Boots: Stop whalin Dora

by minny mousey January 25, 2014

Whaling

While skinny dipping you dive under water and make sure that your rear end breaks the surface while letting out a fart. If successful this will mimmick a whale blowing out air.

You're really good at whaling bro!

Wanna see a trick I just learned? It's called whaling!

by Rolffa September 5, 2023

Ben Whalen

Simp. A person who has been caught lackin’.
Vibe check.

Ben Whalen is a simp.

by breadbaker69 January 6, 2020

shana whalen

Hi me! Or one of my friends! How u doing?

(Person Shana Whalen simps for): Heyy ;)
Shana Whalen (Me); JDNDJENWDINWEJ

by Hisokasimpheheheheh October 26, 2020

maddie marie whalen

Its a blonde girl who is not loyal and is a stupid little hoe ...

Maddie marie whalen is a hoe

by Madyson marie whalen May 4, 2018

Tommy Whalen

A guy from colorado, in the vicinity of grand junction, usually prone to smoking weed and fuckin bitches

Did you see that Tommy Whalen just a whalen on that bitches pussy and then smoking that chronic

by c7shock October 4, 2008